1 definition by Mr.ColdD
A coined term for when you wake up in the morning early for class or work and your Johnson has shriveled up into a frozen tic tac. Usually occurs during the winter season and generally has no known remedies.
I was gonna go to class this morning but the sub zero weather gave me the worst cold dick known to man.
I had to email my boss and tell him I was sick cause there was no chance I was gonna work with that cold dick.
I had to email my boss and tell him I was sick cause there was no chance I was gonna work with that cold dick.
by Mr.ColdD April 11, 2013