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1 definition by Mr.Beaver #14

 
1.
The remains of what was a nasty bout of piles (ass grapes). Reddish purple raisin like growths around the royal ringpiece almost to the point that you reckon a turd may not safely exit.
'Jesus Christ man! Did you see Bacon's ass raisins!'
by Mr.Beaver #14 March 18, 2003