Definitions by Mr.Beaver #14

ass raisins 

The remains of what was a nasty bout of piles (ass grapes). Reddish purple raisin like growths around the royal ringpiece almost to the point that you reckon a turd may not safely exit.

'Jesus Christ man! Did you see Bacon's ass raisins!'

ass raisins by Mr.Beaver #14 March 18, 2003