8 definitions by Mr. know it all knowledge

Keyani

Keyani has the biggest shlong

“Look it’s keyani”
“Doesn’t she have a huge shlong”
“I thought she was a girl”

by Mr. know it all knowledge June 21, 2021

November 2

Go steel someones dog for a day

You: Hay remember that cute dog let’s go steel it

Friend: we can’t are you stupid

You: it’s November 2

by Mr. know it all knowledge November 2, 2020

Karen

Karen is usually a middle-age woman Sometimes a little bit older who usually gets you know a little angry over like the little things or needs to have things go her way and she’s kind of a person who asked if he can talk to your manager or you know a little bit bitchy girl at the soccer ball games who thinks that her kid is perfect

Karen: why can’t I get it returned!
You:because it’s this is a no return

Karen: well I want to speak to your manager!

by Mr. know it all knowledge October 28, 2020

December 26

December 25 is the day of Christmas or your parents give you gifts or you give your children gifts so on December 26 is a day where you have to give your parents gifts because your parents worked hard on your gifts so now you have to buy your mom and dad gift doesn’t matter if it is homemade or store-bought

The only thing good my mom bought me was a pair socks that’s the worst present, but now I can get my mom an even worst gift on December 26

by Mr. know it all knowledge October 28, 2020

Alek

A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this

“Hey look its alek”
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t”
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”

by Mr. know it all knowledge June 21, 2021

Alek

A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this

“Hey look its alek”
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t”
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”

by Mr. know it all knowledge June 21, 2021

Simp

Well a simp is usually a boy, But I can still be both genders, Who tries too hard to get a girl that doesn’t even pay attention to him.

Dood that girls is so cute. I Wonder if she’ll go to the dance with me? (FRIEND) bro you’re such a Simp.

by Mr. know it all knowledge October 28, 2020