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A really awsome, smart, funny, and super hot guy. They are known for this and usually love laughter. When you meet an alek, you should be thankful that you've met him!
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, how was alek?
Girl 2: He was so funny and extremely hot!
Girl 1: So did you hook up with him?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl 1: Wow... I wish i met an alek!
by wombatstew October 23, 2012
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a term used to describe a man with a big penis
Person 1: "Did you see his penis? It's huge!"

Person 2: "Ya, he's pretty alek."
by wetwillie73 February 05, 2009
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Alek Is The Heterosexual Way Of Spelling Alec.
Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"
"With A 'C' right?"

Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"

Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"
by Cheese From Space September 03, 2007
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the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want to commit suicide. it is very dumb because it makes parents think that their kids want to do math, which, duh, they don't. so next time, before you go onto aleks, be sure to stop, look, and throw your computer out the window. no one likes it.
did you do all your aleks minutes?

no.

good for you.
by silentfridge November 14, 2007
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The coolest and most popular kid in school, he is smart, funny and sexy. Almost every girl wants to be his girlfriend and they can't resist looking at him.
Person 1: I wish I could ask Alek out.

Person 2: Alek is so sexy and pretty.
by Mr. Dab August 12, 2016
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A very slow person who mostly lives on potatoes and counts their toes often if they can reach them. This person never goes to the gym, but still brags about it.
"Alek really needs to quit bragging about crap. Her breath smells like potatoes, she can't even reach her toes."
by Flezzy101 March 05, 2015
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a really cool dude , he has the most amazing girl friend ever named brooklyn , they were ment to be for ever
by BEASTLYNINJA1238507 December 03, 2010
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