Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.

1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.

by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009

Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.

Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer

by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009