Mr. Zimpy's definitions

College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

ICarly

The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.

If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.

by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009

Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009