Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Rocko's Modern Life

The best show on nickelodeon, it never had a bad episode, was always funny, and it kicked ass. Problem is that nickelodeon turned into a suckass preteen bullshit station and had to cancel it cause they don't like quality shows.

Rocko's Modern Life was the best show ever, and I'll beat the shit out of anyone who says otherwise!

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

ICarly

The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.

If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.

by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009

College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009