Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Boy Band

A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.

Boy Bands are terrible, go listen to Slayer.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.

Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer

by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009

College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009