Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Linkin Park

A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.

Linkin Park fans will give me a thumbs down.

by Mr. Zimpy February 3, 2010

College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009