Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.

Black Metal is not music made by black people

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.

I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009