1 definition by Mr. Wouldntuliketokno

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Someone being condescendingly friendly. Someone who is a phony.
After rob gets done beating his wife and 3 little children his wife's sister calls and he answers the phone " Hey Sue, cute patootie, how ya been? Long time no see". What a happy jack!
by Mr. Wouldntuliketokno November 29, 2007

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