4 definitions by Mr. Surly
A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.
Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.
by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017
Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.
I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.
by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017
Small multipurpose school or municipal building in a poor, backward, rural area used either for athletic purposes, or events and contests of local interest.
Hey Cletus, did you see Possum when you was up to the Pignasium?
Well it's Tuesday, so Possums prolly takin' his bath down t' the hogwaller. He best get back there soon, or he'll miss the lawn tractor pull contest before the running of the pigs.
Well it's Tuesday, so Possums prolly takin' his bath down t' the hogwaller. He best get back there soon, or he'll miss the lawn tractor pull contest before the running of the pigs.
by Mr. Surly June 5, 2015
Any boisterous, rude, and ethnocentric American who criticizes everything that he unilaterally perceives to differ from his American standard. This creature doesn't understand or value diplomacy and won't recognize the cumulative damage to his country through his actions.
by Mr. Surly February 2, 2017