When you go to a restaurant and you order some grits. and they turn out to be bradners, aka shit, that the chef whipped up for ya and then said "hot and fresh from my ass!" and you thought he was joking. but he wasn't.
customer: "wow these grits are really good!"
customer 2: "ya, i wonder what they put in them?"
guy walking by *throws up when he sees the grits* "AHHHH!!!! GRITZLESHRITZ!!!!!"