1 definition by Mr. Num Nums

A person who likes soccer and has a tiny sasquatch looking penis covered in hair.
Girl 1 : Omg Johny is such a Parker dont date him.
Girl 2 : Ohk, I wont. I have had sex with a Parker before and it wasnt pretty.
by Mr. Num Nums September 1, 2008
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