1 definition by Mr. Memelord 69

kms

It stands for kill me silently, usually said after hearing a cringe-worthy joke. It basically represents how unhappy the person is and shows that you should end their life before this moment of happiness and ignorance to life and death dissipates. Silently being the operative word. Main reason behind this is the person doesn't want to go back to feeling the endless pain and torture of daily life and existentialism.

Friend 1: I made my local baker a cake for his birthday. It was the *yeast* I could do.
Friend 2: omg kms

by Mr. Memelord 69 August 31, 2015