Definitions by Mr. Magnum

Monkey Wrench 

A black person definable as a tool. Scientific name: Oreo Extremus.

Colin Powell is a well educated, inspiring black man who has assumed the mantel of a monkey wrench.

Monkey Wrench by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

Milk Dud 

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

Milk Dud by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

Australian Spiderman 

The act of taking the ring and middle finger, inserting them inside a woman's vagina, and beckoning the way Spiderman does while flinging webs in the movie.

Jason: "Aryam wouldn't let me inside until I gave the Australian Spiderman. That had her yelping like a bitch in heat!"

Australian Spiderman by Mr. Magnum January 1, 2009