Mr. Fields's definitions

If

(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.

"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?

by Mr. Fields May 17, 2005

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

assed

when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.

"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg

by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005