inverse assing

The act of sticking your ass in someone else's ass.

"Yo, Mr. Fields threatened to stick his ass in my ass"

by Mr. Fields May 04, 2005

Slippery Lip

1: when someone breaks free of a lipping by excreting massive amounts of steaming sweat from their glands and anus.

2: When you lip someone into a tub of lard, pool of water, shower, etc.

"Yo, phil was having a slippery lip so i dropped him on his head, and now he thinks he is a choade"

by Mr. Fields May 08, 2005

assed

when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.

"You Got Assed!" Cried zacha fter he put his bare ass on kit fisto's leg

by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005

cant even know

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.

"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"

by Mr. Fields May 08, 2005

a Dumb

a person that does something so stupid and lacking all conciousness. Completely devoid of common sense on all levels.

Example 1: "Dude, the kid that had a Slippery Donut was such a dumb."

Example 2:"Reading ahead in schaml's class then telling him you did it and getting kicked out for three days is such a dumb."

by Mr. Fields May 05, 2005

inverse grogan

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

"If you should could you if?"

by Mr. Fields May 03, 2005

lip

(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.

(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.

"We lipped Lip off the coach and dropped him on his little polish head".

by Mr. Fields April 26, 2005