Mr. Fields's definitions

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor

"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

merse

errrr......a fat man who wears easter egg shirts and is sometimes confused as a blue whale

"Kill the merse O.G.!!!"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

a Dumb

a person that does something so stupid and lacking all conciousness. Completely devoid of common sense on all levels.

Example 1: "Dude, the kid that had a Slippery Donut was such a dumb."

Example 2:"Reading ahead in schaml's class then telling him you did it and getting kicked out for three days is such a dumb."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

killing fields

Something everyone in the Gutter has thought about...killing matt fields

Yo, after he got tunnel vision, fields told everyone he passed out. now everyone thinks about killing fields

by Mr. Fields April 29, 2005

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

cant even know

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.

"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005