Mr. Fields's definitions

lip

(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.

(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.

"We lipped Lip off the coach and dropped him on his little polish head".

by Mr. Fields April 26, 2005

slippery donut

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat

"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

killing fields

Something everyone in the Gutter has thought about...killing matt fields

Yo, after he got tunnel vision, fields told everyone he passed out. now everyone thinks about killing fields

by Mr. Fields April 29, 2005

frontal woogie

When you lip someone and give them a woogie from the front so hard it goes over your head and rips their underwear out.

"They pulled a frontal woogie on Lip and now he can sign soprano."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Tannenhaus

The O.G.....Ayatollah Tannenhaus

Slayer of the merse, snorter of the white gold, ice master, the once and future king...Dave Tannenhaus.

"Yo, O.G., you ice that foo yet?"

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

Skeet Spot

The spot located between one's ribs or underneath ones arm pits. When stimulated, can cause jittering motions and/or seizures. Some are immune to the skeet spot. Poking them in their skeet spot only produces a pain in the ribs, whereupon they will msot likely knock you out. If someone is affected by stimulating their skeet spot, it can be a very effective way to make a fool out of someone or escape capture by the police.

Can also be used as a battle cry.

"Dylan hooded me yesterday so I got him in his skeet spot and he started to have a seizure on the bus."

"SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!"

by Mr. Fields May 15, 2005

inverse grogan

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

"If you should could you if?"

by Mr. Fields May 3, 2005