when someone takes their as, spreads their cheeks apart, and places them on another person's body part, or parts. Often can be used to humiliate someone publically, or analy.
by Mr. Fields June 15, 2005

a person that does something so stupid and lacking all conciousness. Completely devoid of common sense on all levels.
Example 1: "Dude, the kid that had a Slippery Donut was such a dumb."
Example 2:"Reading ahead in schaml's class then telling him you did it and getting kicked out for three days is such a dumb."
Example 2:"Reading ahead in schaml's class then telling him you did it and getting kicked out for three days is such a dumb."
by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.
"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"
by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

Yo, after he got tunnel vision, fields told everyone he passed out. now everyone thinks about killing fields
by Mr. Fields April 29, 2005

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.
"If you should could you if?"
by Mr. Fields May 3, 2005

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.
(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.
(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.
by Mr. Fields April 26, 2005
