Mr. Dwayne's definitions

Melyssa Ford

One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.

Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.

Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004

detroit

The absolute WORST place for a single person to develop a serious relationship unless you like:

1.) Trash
2.) Ghetto type materialistic hoes
3.) Single Parent Drama
4.) Sex without commitment
5.) to chase child support payments
6.) settling for less

If you have no fresh ride, no credit, or no good job, the top 5 listed above is what you will run into frequently in the D-E-T. I love my hometown, but it is the truth.

Not only is Detroit the Baby Moma Capitol, it was also the STD capitol of 2004.

by Mr. Dwayne July 28, 2005

chunk

Something large or massive. A large piece of something.

A large piece of feces.

Stan's father complained about Eric Cartman leaving a large chunk of shit in the toilet.

by Mr. Dwayne May 15, 2005

blue collar

Making wages above $7.00 an hour and below $250,000 a year. Considered anyone of lower and middle class.
A humble person who makes a modest living.

After Joe hit the lotto, he still maintained a blue collar attitude.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

defecide

Death caused or induced by defecating. It is usually brought on by an undisclosed illness such as a brain anyrism or heart attack. The straining to push out fecal matter can bring on this. Not many people die defecating, but it does happen.

Elvis Pressly died while in the midst of wrangling with an impacted colon. He died from a heart attack brought on by defecide.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

anti-shittist

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.

Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion

by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008