Mr. Dwayne's definitions

chunk

Something large or massive. A large piece of something.

A large piece of feces.

Stan's father complained about Eric Cartman leaving a large chunk of shit in the toilet.

by Mr. Dwayne May 15, 2005

Poot

An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.

After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.

by Mr. Dwayne May 22, 2005

Detroit

A city that is better known as the baby momma capitol.

High crime, drugs, an over inflated budget deficit, and lack of child support payments are key elements that are keeping Detroit from being a World Class City.

by Mr. Dwayne February 3, 2005

wedlock

The art of bastard-breeding.

Illegitamate children.

The act of having children before marriage.

And if you have too many children before marriage, marriage MAY no longer be an option.

Dawn has two kids, one out of wedlock. She got a quickie Vegas marriage to barely make the last one legitamate.

by Mr. Dwayne November 7, 2006

Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?

by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005

Riverdance

The most original dance created by Europeans without borrowing from blacks. It allows you to play to your strengths. Instead of moving rhythmically, you move arhymically. However the kicking and the pointing of the toes are pretty nifty looking.

Ashley Simplson did a jig Riverdance on SNL.

Don Cornelieus, the producer of "Soul Train" in an attempted to cater to the mainstream, came up with a new dance show called "The Riverdance Train"

by Mr. Dwayne June 25, 2005

defecide

Death caused or induced by defecating. It is usually brought on by an undisclosed illness such as a brain anyrism or heart attack. The straining to push out fecal matter can bring on this. Not many people die defecating, but it does happen.

Elvis Pressly died while in the midst of wrangling with an impacted colon. He died from a heart attack brought on by defecide.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005