Mr. Dwayne's definitions

Riverdance

The most original dance created by Europeans without borrowing from blacks. It allows you to play to your strengths. Instead of moving rhythmically, you move arhymically. However the kicking and the pointing of the toes are pretty nifty looking.

Ashley Simplson did a jig Riverdance on SNL.

Don Cornelieus, the producer of "Soul Train" in an attempted to cater to the mainstream, came up with a new dance show called "The Riverdance Train"

by Mr. Dwayne June 25, 2005

Sperm Partner

The person that help you, (or you helped) conscieve a child or multiple children together.

See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy

Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.

Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008

Welfare Refugee

A person (usually a child-baring female)whom is weened from welfare due to the Welfare Reform Act of 1997 where welfare mothers had to get off of their lazy asses and get jobs, or their children would lose their healthcare benefits, food stamps, and other percs before the legal age of 18. Many Welfare Refugees have minimal skills and theirfore work minimum wage jobs.

I worked at Comcast, where a majority of the workforce in customer service was either Welfare Refugees or brain-dead slobs!

by Mr. Dwayne November 9, 2004

blue collar

Making wages above $7.00 an hour and below $250,000 a year. Considered anyone of lower and middle class.
A humble person who makes a modest living.

After Joe hit the lotto, he still maintained a blue collar attitude.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

chunk

Something large or massive. A large piece of something.

A large piece of feces.

Stan's father complained about Eric Cartman leaving a large chunk of shit in the toilet.

by Mr. Dwayne May 15, 2005

defecide

Death caused or induced by defecating. It is usually brought on by an undisclosed illness such as a brain anyrism or heart attack. The straining to push out fecal matter can bring on this. Not many people die defecating, but it does happen.

Elvis Pressly died while in the midst of wrangling with an impacted colon. He died from a heart attack brought on by defecide.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005