An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.
Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.
by Mr. Dwayne July 06, 2005
Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.
Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.
If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.
If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!
by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005
An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.
by Mr. Dwayne May 20, 2005
One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.
Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.
Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me
Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.
Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me
by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004
A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.
by Mr. Dwayne February 07, 2008
One of the sexiest supermodels to grace the urban scene in the 21st century.
Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"
Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"
by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004
A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
See child support
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
See child support
Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004