Mr. Duffy's definitions
Portmanteau of the words 'craic' and 'action'. Not to be confused with the word 'craction'.
Craiction can be used to describe activities or events associated with having a good time. Such good times may include consumption of alcoholic beverages, dancing to music, having sexual intercourse, or any number of other debaucherous ongoings.
Craiction can be used to describe activities or events associated with having a good time. Such good times may include consumption of alcoholic beverages, dancing to music, having sexual intercourse, or any number of other debaucherous ongoings.
John: Dude, some craiction is much-needed tonight.
Bob: Yep, I'm feeling that.
John: So what's the plan?
Bob: Start in the Goose, head to the Bull and hook up with some others, then get into Schpunk at the Wedge for about midnight?
John: Schweeeeeeeeeeeet...
Bob: Yep, I'm feeling that.
John: So what's the plan?
Bob: Start in the Goose, head to the Bull and hook up with some others, then get into Schpunk at the Wedge for about midnight?
John: Schweeeeeeeeeeeet...
by Mr. Duffy April 22, 2011

Behaviour outside the realms of normal, with respect to the individual.
To do one's own thing.
To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.
To do one's own thing.
To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.
John: Er... is Calvin off on one?
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.
James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.
James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.
by mr. duffy March 7, 2010

The process of connecting an employee to a laptop in order to facilitate a greater yield in productivity. Usually performed via guilt, fear, loyalty or clause in contract of employment.
Bob: dude, why are you still working on that thing?? It's past midnight and you're on holiday in Vegas!!
John: ah crap, my company has this tethering clause in all their contracts - I have to finish this report no matter what!
Bob: dude!
John: ah crap, my company has this tethering clause in all their contracts - I have to finish this report no matter what!
Bob: dude!
by mr. duffy April 8, 2010

"Dan told me that drinks were going to be £1 all night just so I would invite loads of people. Turns out the drinks are £2 - I feel so dehonest!"
by Mr. Duffy October 9, 2008

by Mr. Duffy January 19, 2008

John: hey dude, you coming sledging?
Bob: sorry dude, ain't got no sledge.
John: just take the wheels off your skateboard, innit. Skledging.
Bob: dude!
Bob: sorry dude, ain't got no sledge.
John: just take the wheels off your skateboard, innit. Skledging.
Bob: dude!
by Mr. Duffy December 4, 2010

by mr. duffy October 18, 2008
