Just another name for a turd.
Masturbating with a power tool or other mechanical device (usually done with a shop vac).
Russell is out in the shop giving himself a motor mickey.
A person who ejaculates on a woman's breasts.
My girlfriend appreciates the fact that I am a nipple knocker.
When one has gas that produces a series of short, loud farts.
The Taco Bell I ate for lunch gave me a bad case of the ass chatter.
The farting sound that occurs during sex, either from air being forced in and out of the vagina by the penis, or from the suction created from the moist sweaty skin of two people moving on top of each other.
I was screwing my girl last night, when all of a sudden her pussy started quiefing. Man, we had some fuction going on!
Large, saggy breasts, usually very droopy and unattractively adorned with stretch marks, veins, and large areolas.
Damn, look at the shit bags on that bitch!