4 definitions by Mr. Blada

Top Definition
"Dirty Children" or "Dirty Child" refers to an individual(s) who lead a rather undesirable lifestyle such as a Prostitute, Stripper, Drug Dealer, Gang Member or other social deviant(s).

An individual with squalid living arrangements is a "Dirty Child"

An individual sloppily dressed, who is foul smelling, and is cloudded with uncleanliness is a "Dirty Child"

Women and or Men that partake in exceedingly lascivious and smutful acts with multiple partners are "Dirty Children"


Any person onto which you feel to be of lower class or status, financially and or socially can and should be refered to as a "Dirty Child".
You are walking down the street with your friend and spot an exceptionally beautiful woman, who upon further examination you know to be a swash-buckling, scally-wag of a pirate hooker and you tell your friend the following:

"Dude, seriously? That bitch is a "DIRTY CHILD", who ain't been with that ho?! That shit is "DIRTY CHILDREN" fo sho!
by Mr. Blada July 06, 2009
A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.

An old vagina.
"I feel quite at-home inside my wife's dusty confines".
by Mr. Blada July 07, 2009
Another name for Wrigley Field home of the Chicago Scrubs.

Also the World's Biggest Gay Bar.
The Chicago Cubs play at the North Side Fudge Factory located at 1060 W Addison St. Chicago, IL 60613.
by Mr. Blada July 07, 2009
Another name for feces, poop, doo doo, and or crap.
"Grumpy" is the short version of the word.
"Grumpster" is also another version of the word.

This version of the word is not to be confused with the play titled "Grumpelstiltskin".
"That was a mighty find "Grumpelstiltskin" I just took".

"I really need to take a "Grumpy".

"Holy smokes, that was a serious "Grumpster" I just had.
by Mr. Blada July 07, 2009

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