1 definition by Mr. Arsewipe
People named Dermott usually have extremely small penises. It is mentioned in ancient Irish folklore that if you were asked to compare the size of Dermott's penis to another object, you would be forced to compare it to a molecule.
Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.
Another nasty trait Dermott possesses is that he often feels as if he's superior to all others. This of course, is highly untrue and therefore lands him in instant fuckwit category. To sum it all up, people named Dermott should be avoided at all costs, which of course leaves Dermott with no friends or acquaintances. This will allow Dermott valuable time to think over his personality and actions. This hopefully with time, will cause Dermott to reform and become less of a fuckwit.
Example 1:
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!
Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.
I spoke to Dermott's girlfriend the other day, she said his penis was so minuscule that she couldn't find it after an hour of searching!
Example 2:
Dermott called me a peasant the other day and forced me to lick his shoes clean, methinks there's something a tad off about his personality.
by Mr. Arsewipe July 15, 2015