An idea most likely conceived by Lil Wayne or the Cash/Young Money entourage. See, normal individuals employ the figure of speech by using 'like', 'than' or 'as'. Now Mr. Wayne has stressed that he is not in fact a member of the human race, therefore said rules may not be applicable to him. Nonetheless, a simile without the bridging 'like', 'than', or 'as'..is just a sentence followed by a word. Example: But I keep her running back and forth. Soccer team. This does not make any sense to anyone with a fundamental, basic understanding of English.
a)Tony-Dude, check out my new rhyme!
Steve-Alright man, always willing to support.
Tony-Ok, so I say 'My bitch magnificent-roof of Sistine Chapel. I wanna bite her-green apple.'pause
So what do you think?
Steve-I think you should go gargle hydrogen peroxide & anti-freeze.
Steve-Yes, Tony. Yes, that was a similame
b)Sup kid, you get the new Weezy album? I counted 13 similames-1st track. This guys ridiculous-Pee Wee Herman. SHIT. Now I'm doin' it.
Any jackass who mistreats an animal, under his or anothers' care.
Lee-Hey, the bitches is away, bring out the dogs!
Charlie-Get the fuck out of my house you Vickhead!
The epitome, I mean this is the apotheosis, of lame frat boy terms. In most cases used as a musing of such toolbags, but sadly..oh how sadly, in many cases; is not. Of course, the only time such an utterance is expelled without intent of joke, is by sufferers of severe brain damage, in most cases due to leakage of placenta
Henry-What's good homiebuddyman!
(Collectively)Haha but really what's up?
b)Doctor to infant
:That's not a crazy straw, its your mothers umbilical cord!...15 years later...Chris:Duh hey what's up bromandude!