Definitions by Mr. Hankey

slide n glide 

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

slide n glide by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022