5 definitions by Mr. Shog

The tall creature with many limbs that wears your skin after the black sludge that used to be your insides melts out of every hole in your body. Requires M&M's.
Person: John has been gone for a long time. Is he okay?
John( The Snatcher in disguise): Hello. I am exist.
by Mr. Shog December 6, 2022
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Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.
by Mr. Shog December 10, 2022
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A common greeting, or a response in which case means "cool".
Person 1: hello
Person 2: chug chug.
Person 1: what
by Mr. Shog December 6, 2022
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A word that means bad, in any way.
Person 1: My dad died last week.
Person 2: Shog.
by Mr. Shog December 6, 2022
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