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An enchanting muse; an intelligent, highly creative woman, who bewitches and mesmerizes the one she feels fated to enjoin until this one is enraptured. She is a force of nature, a feminine divine, protector of her eclectic and often arcane beliefs; she is love and she is justice. She is the feminine unraveled, her energy pure and potent. Your wishes dissolve in her presence as trite and unnecessary. She grants all that is needed.
That one’s a total Jeannie; he’ll ask her what that witchy term means in mythology.

Guy stands no chance; that Jeannie wants him.
by Mr. Salad November 23, 2021
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