1 definition by Mr. Pirate Facial

The act of ejaculating in a girl's eye and subsequently kicking her in the shin. The resulting act of hopping on one leg and holding her eye gives her the appearance of a pirate.
"yo dude, I just gave your sister a pirate facial"
"aaarrrrgh"
by Mr. Pirate Facial February 18, 2009
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