52 definitions by Mr. Homophobia

Some one who goes to Ozzfest and other concerts and hangs out in the parking lot with his lesbian wife. She runs around the parking lot looking for other lesbian women for her and the rock star to have an orgy with in their tent while the concert is playing. When allis said and done he is the lone ranger in a pussy and boob fest.
Look at all those Lesbians lining up. That guys a rock star.
by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023
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A limpy wristed fag that dresses like a girl while attending the gay pride parade.
Gee, that cross dresser is confusing. It looks like he's been confused by The Sister Switchero.
by Mr. Homophobia May 28, 2023
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A type of fart that makes the sound of the name Vern when it is farted and one hears it.
Gee, it smells like shit in here. I think I heard someone say Vern.
by Mr. Homophobia June 20, 2023
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It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.
Mr. Magoo is peaking his head out of got to go.
by Mr. Homophobia June 23, 2023
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It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.
Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
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Someone who constantly shows crack. They run around to the grocery store and do all their running around showing crack to everyone who tries to cop a peek.
Everytime you look at the crack man everyone sees.
by Mr. Homophobia July 20, 2023
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Another name for our Vice President. As she can be seen in public places lifting her skirt yelling, "look I'm Hairless."
I saw Kamala Hairless lifting her skirt.
by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023
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