1 definition by Mr. Dick scientist of Cheese2

dick cheese

the ending product of when a person takes a cheese grader to the tip of a penis and scrapes bits of penis off.

A cheese graded dick....

the man was so disapointed with the performance of his penis that he -dick cheesed- him self.

(graded his dick)

by Mr. Dick scientist of Cheese2 May 6, 2009