2 definitions by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush
The sort of compensation, maybe a few grand, that non-executive professionals might receive upon being laid off. Unlike the golden parachute, the bronze one will not afford you a luxurious retirement, only a little extra time before you become a regular at the soup kitchen.
"Sure, getting $2,000 as bronze parachute is better than nothing at all, but with my mortgage payment like it is it won't be long before I come crashing through the roof of the homeless shelter."
by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush November 24, 2008
A protruding ring of fat that encircles the area between the chest and the waist of certain fat people. A beer belly, by contrast, only extends forward from the fat person's stomach.
May be the result of eating too many jelly rolls.
May be the result of eating too many jelly rolls.
"Whoa, get a load of that fat chick."
"Ugh, that's the worst kind of fat. I can't even distinguish her boobs from her belly roll."
"Uh-oh, and there she goes, into the bakery. Such a tragic existence."
"Ugh, that's the worst kind of fat. I can't even distinguish her boobs from her belly roll."
"Uh-oh, and there she goes, into the bakery. Such a tragic existence."
by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush August 25, 2008