3 definitions by Mr. Bigg PP
When you bingewatch a TV show for several hours, and then turn your TV off: Byron syndrome refers to the sadness you feel knowing that the characters of the show are not apart of your life and will never know you. The word Byron comes from a popular example of this, where people feel sad that they will never know Kari Byron, star of the show Mythbusters, in real life.
Guy 1: "Fuck dude."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I watched so much fucking mythbusters last night. I've got Byron syndrome."
Guy 2 "Shit man I feel you. It's like, Kari Byron is the quintessential early 2000's queen. She's pretty, smart, and down to earth. It's not even that you necessarily want to date her, its more like--"
Guy 1: "Like you just want to be in her life at all... like a friend or neighbor or something."
Guy 2: "Exactly dude."
Guy 1: "I just feel so creepy saying that out loud."
Guy 2 : "Nah dude. It's a totally reasonable, innocent, and valid feeling in it of itself that society has made perverted, not you. There's nothing wrong with being attracted to somebody, nor wanting to be somebody's friend. It's just that people deem speaking honestly and openly about even the most innocent desires to be taboo, I suppose as a survival instinct because they don't technically know your true intentions. However, in the confidence of your own home, and to your own friend, you can say things openly without judgement. And if you seem truly invalid or creepy, I'll let you know, bro.
Guy 1: "True shit dude. True shit."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I watched so much fucking mythbusters last night. I've got Byron syndrome."
Guy 2 "Shit man I feel you. It's like, Kari Byron is the quintessential early 2000's queen. She's pretty, smart, and down to earth. It's not even that you necessarily want to date her, its more like--"
Guy 1: "Like you just want to be in her life at all... like a friend or neighbor or something."
Guy 2: "Exactly dude."
Guy 1: "I just feel so creepy saying that out loud."
Guy 2 : "Nah dude. It's a totally reasonable, innocent, and valid feeling in it of itself that society has made perverted, not you. There's nothing wrong with being attracted to somebody, nor wanting to be somebody's friend. It's just that people deem speaking honestly and openly about even the most innocent desires to be taboo, I suppose as a survival instinct because they don't technically know your true intentions. However, in the confidence of your own home, and to your own friend, you can say things openly without judgement. And if you seem truly invalid or creepy, I'll let you know, bro.
Guy 1: "True shit dude. True shit."
by Mr. Bigg PP January 8, 2022
Damn you must be bored...
asdfghjkl;' is the keys in the middle row of your keyboard, dummy. Not to be confused with qwertyuiop, or zxcvbnm,./, asdfghjkl;' is everybody's favorite random string of characters.
asdfghjkl;' is the keys in the middle row of your keyboard, dummy. Not to be confused with qwertyuiop, or zxcvbnm,./, asdfghjkl;' is everybody's favorite random string of characters.
people only type in asdfghjkl;' in the urban dictionary search bar if they have byron syndrome and need some cheering up.
by Mr. Bigg PP January 8, 2022
An Angel Nut, Angel Bust, Angel Beat, or Imprint cum refers to when a man is masturbating while watching pornographic content (photos or videos), and when he reaches climax, he switches his focus from the sexual activity in the content to the platonic beauty (typically the face) of at least one of the women in the porn. This is orgasm is said to be enriching, enlightening, weirdly wholesome, and can cause a temporary emotional attachment to, and feeling of genuine love for the female(s) in the video.
Often, the woman who's beauty he fixates on isn't even his type, or even classically attractive. It's believed that the amount of 'happy' chemicals released in the brain at the moment of orgasm is so extreme that it makes for the feeling of genuine love and sexual satisfaction with the person whose face you are looking at at the time.
This only applies to males looking at women, So as not to be confused with the Devil Bust.
Often, the woman who's beauty he fixates on isn't even his type, or even classically attractive. It's believed that the amount of 'happy' chemicals released in the brain at the moment of orgasm is so extreme that it makes for the feeling of genuine love and sexual satisfaction with the person whose face you are looking at at the time.
This only applies to males looking at women, So as not to be confused with the Devil Bust.
Guy 1: "Bro I had my first Angel Bust last night."
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Thats when you cum while looking at the girls face right? Like an Imprint Cum!"
Guy 1:"yeah dude it was awesome."
Guy 2: "Who was it for?"
Guy 1: "Madison Beer dude. At first I was looking at a photoshopped picture of her with tits, but then I ended up just looking at her facial structure and hair and eyes and shit. I swear to god It was like I'd been married to her for years or something."
Guy 2: "dude thats fucking crazy! When I had my first Imprint Cum It was for a She-Male porn star. In a family gang bang video."
Guy 1: "For real?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude. I mean I wasn't crazy about the whole 'her having a dick' thing, so right when I started cumming I just looked at her face and I was taken by surprise because I bussed so hard It didn't even bother me anymore. It's like her beauty justified all of my perceived flaws about her and made her beautify immeasurable and eternal. But its also weird because saying all of this even makes it sound more complex or serious then it really is. It's really so simple, and playful: In that moment.. She was the single most gorgeous person I had ever seen, even digitally. And I felt like she was with me,,, intimate. Real, and just between the two of us. And get this: about 20 minutes after I Nutted I found myself on her instagram account. It's especially weird because I watched that same video a couple of days later and I thought she was super meh looking."
Guy 1:"Wow."
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Thats when you cum while looking at the girls face right? Like an Imprint Cum!"
Guy 1:"yeah dude it was awesome."
Guy 2: "Who was it for?"
Guy 1: "Madison Beer dude. At first I was looking at a photoshopped picture of her with tits, but then I ended up just looking at her facial structure and hair and eyes and shit. I swear to god It was like I'd been married to her for years or something."
Guy 2: "dude thats fucking crazy! When I had my first Imprint Cum It was for a She-Male porn star. In a family gang bang video."
Guy 1: "For real?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude. I mean I wasn't crazy about the whole 'her having a dick' thing, so right when I started cumming I just looked at her face and I was taken by surprise because I bussed so hard It didn't even bother me anymore. It's like her beauty justified all of my perceived flaws about her and made her beautify immeasurable and eternal. But its also weird because saying all of this even makes it sound more complex or serious then it really is. It's really so simple, and playful: In that moment.. She was the single most gorgeous person I had ever seen, even digitally. And I felt like she was with me,,, intimate. Real, and just between the two of us. And get this: about 20 minutes after I Nutted I found myself on her instagram account. It's especially weird because I watched that same video a couple of days later and I thought she was super meh looking."
Guy 1:"Wow."
by Mr. Bigg PP January 8, 2022