13 definitions by Mr Spanky Pants
To ramble or chatter inanely, especially about oneself.
Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.
Derived from an abbreviation of webblog, an internet diary where people ramble on inanely, usually about themselves.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 4, 2006
by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006
A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.
The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants
I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006
Emergency food made by boiling rice and adding powdered soup (usually vegetable or chicken).
Word derives from a merging of 'rice' and 'soup'.
Word derives from a merging of 'rice' and 'soup'.
by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006
"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."
"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."
"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."
by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006
by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006