2 definitions by Mr SnotNose

Morgue Sex

Sex where a woman is disinterested and all they do is lay there and wait to get it over with.

After being married for 10 years, all she wants is 2 minutes with her vibrator and morgue sex with her husband -- I don't know how he puts up with it.

by Mr SnotNose March 14, 2014

Tittyitus

A mental disorder where your brain is severely distracted by a nice rack of boobs.

I was trying to get things done at work this morning, but Lisa's low cut outfit gave me a bad case of tittyitus.

by Mr SnotNose August 8, 2016