Mr Mystereious's definitions

dutch reach

When a gay couple are fucking, the ‘giver’ reaches around & pulls off the ‘taker’

While he was owning his toy boy, BadBoyBubba decided it was time for a Dutch reach

by Mr Mystereious May 4, 2018

fake svelte

Un-svelte, obese, grossly overweight

Donald Trump on a golf course with his shirt tucked into his pants is fake svelte man!

by Mr Mystereious July 4, 2024

maga palooza

An all out Trump adoration event, usually (but not always) hosted by Trump with attendees universally selected as pro Trump supporters.

Wow! I was at a MAGA palooza last night and the only thing I could hope for is more border walls and Trump as our president!

by Mr Mystereious March 4, 2023

head of steam

When you are thrusting your partner using maximum effort, not dissimilar to the crankshaft of a steam engine & in a similar repetition rate & force of a M2 Browning machine gun...

I had a full head of steam so I unleashed it on the Mrs last night!

by Mr Mystereious May 10, 2018

swim between the flags

Rubbing your cock between a pair of tits

I Didn’t quite get the message that now was not the best time to have a swim between the flags

by Mr Mystereious January 12, 2018