3 definitions by Mr Ippon

Twanking

The act of masturbating tramps

I have been out all night Twanking, now my sleeve looks I've been mixing PVA glue.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Twixing

An act that is undertaken by two people. When one person sits on the lap of a person who is already seated upon a toilet.
When in position, both parties defecate. The person who is seated "on top" defecates between the legs of the already defecating person.

Thus giving the appearance of a Twix hanging into the toilet basin.

Howay, let me in the bog I am desperate for a shite. I don't mind twixing with ya.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Fanny Dodger

A male who does not like to have sexual relations with females

How that Dave is a reet fanny dodger isn't he.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018