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1 definition by Mr Excitement 0330

Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022

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