10 definitions by Mr Evil Betty

A breast that has had about 5 or more breast implants that it is so imbeded with Silicon, it is virtualy indestructable.
In fact, it can, and sometimes even is used as a pot holder for pots or pans that are too hot for bare hands.
In some cases the breast is even amputated and places in bulletproof vests, for protection.
"Did you see Nicole Smith this month, dude?"
"No, why?"
"This is her 5th implant, her tities are not Yabos of Steel !"
by Mr Evil Betty July 11, 2004
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When the vagina tries to break free from the body.
The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.
by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004
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I.E. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Thh Temple of Doom is really the vaginal insides of celebrity Oprah Whinfrey.
In the movie, the Temple collaspes in on itself when a dam breaks. This was a real life accident that was cought on tape, and was added to the movie. The "water" was really vaginal mucus.
"I feel bad for Oprah's doctor. He was to see the Temple of Doom every year." Said James.
by Mr Evil Betty July 11, 2004
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A VERY oily pimple inside the penis canal and sometimes the greese can leak out of the penis at random times. This may accur in some women if they leave a tampon in their vagina for more than 48 hours at a time.
If a man has a Greese Cake, it will block his urine canal and he cannot have sex. If sperm is cought in path this way, the man's penis may reject the passage used and will come out the nipples instead.
My doctor told me the only way to pop my greese cake is to jam a needle or something small like a paperclip inside and try to pop it.
by Mr Evil Betty March 24, 2004
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A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.
More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.
by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004
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A tampon left inside the vagina for long enough to build up gasses and be launched out by pressure. Often perpously to attack elderly
It is a false fact that women were not used on the battle frield in WWI/WWII. They served at cunt missle launchers.
by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004
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A rather disterbing monster that lives in the depths of a womans vagina. Very few have seen this marvel, though fewer have lived to tell about it.
During sex, the male must becareful that his penis doesn't get eaten by the Pit Goblin.
by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004
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