3 definitions by Mr Bar Stard

Top Definition
A Jibber Jabber is someone who talks, but makes absolutely no sense. They never seem to realise that no one knows what they are saying, so carry on regardless. You can usually spot a Jibber Jabber by the person they are talking to. They generally look extremely confused and their eyebrows are pushed deep over their eyes in a bid to take some sort of information from the interaction.
Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber square jibber jabber jibber jabber quadratic jibber jabber jibber jabber year 10.

Confused party: Err, I don't know, Err.

Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber 7.15 jibber jabber.

Confused party: Mate, I have no clue what you are talking about!
by Mr Bar Stard June 04, 2013
A forward man is someone who is employed to lead a particular job, but is so inherently lazy that he simply forwards everything on to someone else to do. Characterised by a large index finger on his mouse hand and can be found either in his room or the toilet hiding. Sometimes emails can be forwarded before they are actually sent.
Person A: Where is the guy meant to be leading on this?

Person B: He is hiding in the toilet but told me to do it instead!

Person A: I can't believe it, he is a total forward man.
by Mr Bar Stard June 04, 2013
Someone who is literally so stupid, every now and then they forget to breath. They are generally recognized by random intakes of breath. Sometimes belly rumbling also occurs as they also forget to eat!
Person A: look at that guy, He nearly passed out!

Person B: oh yes He is that Forgets to breathe guy.

Person A: oh yes, he does look seriously stupid!

Person B: He does indeed.
by Mr Bar Stard June 03, 2013

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