5 definitions by Mr Moss’ underground lair

Chicken Theaker

A mysterious south african child molester who prays on certain asians. She loves to give a good detention and shout at specific people.

Mrs theaker has once again claimed the young victim asian. Shes gonna feed him some chicken theaker

by Mr Moss’ underground lair July 3, 2018

Mr Bonney

Scouser led. Get your planner out now. Loves a cheeky bit of noncing, i think ive used his bald head in replace for my minecraft beacon

Noncing mr bonney told me to get my planner out now.

by Mr Moss’ underground lair July 3, 2018

Mrs Blackhall

What a guy! One thicc manbearpig with a rotten heart. Eats kids in her spare time. Often on her period. A bipolar bitch who is the bringer of death. Most likely to be found under desk with a voodoo doll of big bad johnson threatening to stab it if she is fired.

Mums your dad, dads your mum mrs blackhall is your strap on you left at home.

by Mr Moss’ underground lair June 29, 2018

Mr Moss

NONCE! A maths teacher who which expects his students to know everything in the world. In his opinion age is just a number and a gender is irrelevant 😉 has an obsession for sitting on desks. He loves to show off and hairline goes back beyond jesus’s birth. He used a cerial killers killing rampage to become famous on the bbc. What nice guy he is, very considerate kind of guy.

If you cant beat, just nonce it like moss does! Mr Moss Nonce 100

by Mr Moss’ underground lair November 27, 2018

Greg O’Dowd

A spicy Boi who often mentions 9D3 in his lessons. Can be found drinking in a pub on saturday nights or poppin a boner in his lessons. Also sings frequently. What a legend.

Look at Greg O’Dowd, the spicy boi has popped himself a boner.

by Mr Moss’ underground lair June 28, 2018