1 definition by Mr Batchelor

Year 9s are the retards of the school. They’ve started to think with their penis and get attracted to their dogs ass. They think that just because they’ve grown 2 extra pubes this year and 1 inch got added to their height, they can take the piss out of younger years, even though they still get violated by Year 10s and Year 11s. Year 9s are still new to "showering", so you will find that their hair is more greasier then the schools pizza. When Year 9s become Year 10 they will have matured enough to know that it’s time to take the piss out of the new set of Year 9s and have showers frequently.
Person One: This is getting ridiculous, I haven’t had a shower in 3 weeks because of this water pipe problem.
Person Two: You must be a Year 9 then. *laughs*
by Mr Batchelor December 1, 2019
Get the Year 9 mug.