2 definitions by Mozart72
SCHLONGAURANT. A public establishment where meales are served by handsome and scanty-dressed waiters to paying female customers.
"I want to go to a schlongaurant. Any ideas?"
"Yea, lets go to Talkywackers and get a short rib sandwich."
"Yea, lets go to Talkywackers and get a short rib sandwich."
by Mozart72 May 31, 2023
The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.
It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.
by Mozart72 January 22, 2023
by Mozart72 January 22, 2023
by Mozart72 January 23, 2023