1 definition by Mountbatten

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To have "monkle breath" is to have seriously bad breath.
To be a "monkle" is purely the worst insult on the planet.
Gemma: God, Rose is such a monkle.
Micha: I know! You can smell her monkle breath from a mile away!
by Mountbatten January 15, 2008

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