Definitions by MotherEarthFracker

Hawthorne Heights 

A phrase used in analogies to suggest that one thing is abysmal, untalented, lame, bunk, or a combination of the former.

Etymology: Comes from the horrible emo band Hawthorne Heights, perhaps the most untalented group in the 21st century.

Ex 1. Whew! I'm glad that show is over. That band sucked as badly Hawthorne Height's!

Ex 2. (after seeing an ugly girl) Friend: Watch out, broseph! You have a Hawthorne Heights coming your way.

Hawthorne Heights by MotherEarthFracker November 12, 2006

Napster 

To originally promise something and then later go back on your word; to cheat.

That son of a bitch! I gave him money to buy the damn CD but he napstered me!

Napster by MotherEarthFracker November 8, 2006

Bel-Air 

To do something ridiculously stupid or clumsy.

*friend is giving a speech*

Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"

You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."

Bel-Air by MotherEarthFracker November 5, 2006