MotherEarthFracker's definitions

Napster

To originally promise something and then later go back on your word; to cheat.

That son of a bitch! I gave him money to buy the damn CD but he napstered me!

by MotherEarthFracker November 8, 2006

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Bel-Air

To do something ridiculously stupid or clumsy.

*friend is giving a speech*

Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"

You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."

by MotherEarthFracker November 5, 2006