MotherEarthFracker's definitions

Bel-Air

To do something ridiculously stupid or clumsy.

*friend is giving a speech*

Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"

You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."

by MotherEarthFracker November 5, 2006

fashionista

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fashionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.

"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fashionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."

by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007

straight cred

Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.

Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."

*awkward pause*

Bro: "Um.. thanks.."

*hot girl walks by*

Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"

--

The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.

by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009