MotherEarthFracker's definitions

Hanger 18

A term used to describe a place that is rumored to exist but conclusive evidence justifying its existence has not been found. Often it is used when people get lost while looking for a place they cannot find.

Etymology: The term comes from the supposed location of the alien bodies found at Roswell. It is thought to be somewhere in New Mexico and is highly protected by the government. The mantis band, Megadeath wrote a song about "Hanger 18".

"On our way to the Pottery Barn, we looked everywhere for East Lyman Street but I think it was a Hanger 18. Instead, we took a different route."

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2006

straight cred

Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.

Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."

*awkward pause*

Bro: "Um.. thanks.."

*hot girl walks by*

Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"

--

The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.

by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009

fashionista

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fashionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.

"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fashionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."

by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007

Bring That Shit In

To finish something off completely so that no question of whether or not you did it remains. If a person says "Bring that shit in", they are implying that a situation, a game, a scenario, a construct, or a competition must come to an end quickly. In the context of a sporting event, the phrase is used primarily in baseball games, although Larry Bird was well known for using it when he coached the Boston Celtics.

The phrase was made popular by the revolutionary, socialist band, Rage Against the Machine in the songs "Take the Power Back" and "Freedom". It was used in the context of inciting rebellion against the current capitalist economic system, although this meaning is not exclusive to the phrase.

{At a baseball game}
Coach: C'mon guys. I know it's the bottom of the ninth and we're down two runs. But you all need to get focused. You all need to get the led out. I don't want to see any pussying out. You run like a bat out of hell from base to base. C'mon! Bring that shit in!

by MotherEarthFracker April 21, 2007

Napster

To originally promise something and then later go back on your word; to cheat.

That son of a bitch! I gave him money to buy the damn CD but he napstered me!

by MotherEarthFracker November 8, 2006

CP

Captain Picard

Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".

"Get that CP outta here!"

by MotherEarthFracker November 20, 2006

Bel-Air

To do something ridiculously stupid or clumsy.

*friend is giving a speech*

Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"

You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."

by MotherEarthFracker November 5, 2006