MotherEarthFracker's definitions
An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. The point at which a performance has become so bad that one is forced to get up from their seats and leave the auditorium or stadium.
"I was born an Ohio State fan. I live as an Ohio State fan. I will die an Ohio State fan. But the shat hit the roof in the game against Florida when they basketball'ed the touchback."
by MotherEarthFracker April 21, 2007
Get the the shat hit the roofmug. One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.
As an example of a successful fashionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
As an example of a successful fashionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fashionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."
by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007
Get the fashionistamug. The cousin of a vocal solo. A bonus chorus occurs during a live performance when an artist spontaneously decides to repeat the main chorus or a variation of it. They most often occur during an artist's biggest hit. It can take the form of a vocal solo, although it is not exclusively improvised.
"I had an eargasm while Judas Priest was playing "You Got Another Thing Comin'" but things got even more extreme when they threw in a bonus chorus!"
by MotherEarthFracker December 29, 2006
Get the bonus chorusmug. One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.
As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.
"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."
by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007
Get the Fasionistamug. A phrase used in analogies to suggest that one thing is abysmal, untalented, lame, bunk, or a combination of the former.
Etymology: Comes from the horrible emo band Hawthorne Heights, perhaps the most untalented group in the 21st century.
Etymology: Comes from the horrible emo band Hawthorne Heights, perhaps the most untalented group in the 21st century.
Ex 1. Whew! I'm glad that show is over. That band sucked as badly Hawthorne Height's!
Ex 2. (after seeing an ugly girl) Friend: Watch out, broseph! You have a Hawthorne Heights coming your way.
Ex 2. (after seeing an ugly girl) Friend: Watch out, broseph! You have a Hawthorne Heights coming your way.
by MotherEarthFracker November 12, 2006
Get the Hawthorne Heightsmug. Captain Picard
Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".
Etymology: The first known usage of CP as Captain Picard was on the ubercore forum, "The Evolution of the Swan".
"Get that CP outta here!"
by MotherEarthFracker November 20, 2006
Get the CPmug.