Leah is a biblical
name that's literal meaning is 'To fester'.
If you know a Leah, you probably mistake
her for an unsightly bulge in the sofa every now and then.
She has had some
magical expanding pyjamas fitted at birth - you will never EVER see her wearing
Thats not to say she does nothing, she can roll joints like its an olympic sport, and has occasionally been known to sing
. Though don't ask her to sing
anything she doesn't already know, as this would involve moving
to get the lyrics.Moving
dangerous to Leahs. She may have
episode or rupture a spleen
If you want to date/sleep with/fondle a Leah, all you have
to do is make sure she has enough
weed to hand and she probably
won't even notice!
Despite all this, she makes
effective babysitter (i.e. you can run out of the door before her and she has no choice.)
Another benefit of a pet Leah is that she rarely needs
feeding, and practically
anything you give her to eat will be regarded as 'immense'. Possibly because she hasn't had to get up and cook
'Where's Leah?? Has she gone
'No, the kids have just
thrown their coats over her again'
'Doctor, I'm worried I might be a necrophiliac'
'I shagged a Leah last night'
'Nurse! Fetch the straight jacket! Another necrophiliac nutter in here!'