2 definitions by Mortimer Maritimer
The truth is that Sir Isaac Newton was struck with the concept of gravity whilst comfortably shitstorming within the confines of his home.
by Mortimer Maritimer November 28, 2013
possesing very little academic or common knowledge, but capable of animalistic feats in a bedroom setting.
Haley maintains a very high level of cuminsense.
by Mortimer Maritimer March 6, 2015