Definitions by Mortimer

dreamy 

Sgt. Joe Spanheimer!

Oh yes the Dreamy Sgt. Joe Spanheimer is here!

dreamy by Mortimer May 5, 2005

emmy 

emmy (em-me)n./v.: 1. blasphemous slimy creature that slithers where there are lemons present; sometimes referred to as 'oh sh!t here it comes'.
2. the act of doing 'innapropriate and objectionable actions' on a church altar.

1. (noun): I ran for my life screaming as the emmy scuttled towards me.
2. (verb) To the extreme shock and terror of the church congregation, the nun and the priest started to emmy to the left of the collection plate.

emmy by mortimer October 23, 2004

scum 

When someone, something, or something that someone does... just ain't right

He charged you a 5 dollars extra? Scum.

scum by Mortimer February 10, 2003