1 definition by Morgsyporgs69

A word that is only used by stupid, eco-hating, man-hating, meat-loving, real leather jacket wearing, hipster biotches.

Also smells like tuna.

Means beyond cute.
Morgan: Logan is so EFFIN SMOOTCHIE.
Felipe: Wait.. What?
by Morgsyporgs69 January 14, 2011
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