This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .
"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"
"Thank God Its Camel Toe Friday"
A derivative of "Casual Friday" and "Super Casual Friday"
Within certain corporate structures Friday has been set aside as a optional day that "hot" and non-overweight females may participate in a fun team building exercise.
The "chicks" wear tight pants that constrict upon "outer labial areas" forcing a deep groove to appear in the crotch This can be enhanced by having the female reach in her own pockets and pull up as hard as possible. Good outfits for TGICTF include, sweatpants, spandex, boom boom pants, tight jeans, jordache preferred Really anything thats clingy. Males and adventurous females will exclaim "Thank God Its Camel Toe Friday". Fun games include picking up pencils, and playing quarter bounce. You can also have the "Biggest Toe" contest!
Today is TGICTF. I cant wait to get to work! "Thank God Its Camel Toe Friday! All the womens be rocking their camel toes....ouch!