2 definitions by Mookums

chewdog

Slang for a rare albino like homosexual, usually thin with red hair. Likes penis, loves bunghole.

Yeah so me and chewdog just kicked it back at mine, comparing bungholes and eating candy

by Mookums November 16, 2007

chuffneck

To be overly happy with oneself, symbolised by the action one makes where the head bobs from side to side on top of one's neck, usually with a smirk in full effect.

"Old Henry seems to have quite a healthy dose of chuffneck since Cynthia noted how good he looks in those pink hot pants."

by Mookums May 29, 2008