A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating
masturbation with parallel cocks.
First used by Soul
Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth
popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with
your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks