3 definitions by Monster Blunt

The insertion of a Chug Jug (a massive 15” x 8” cylinder beverage in Fortnite) into ones anus (by force) which for some, can cause extreme pain, possible tearing, bleeding, and permanent damage. As for others, it can be arousing, and can cause tremendous orgasms.
Girl: Come over babe my parents aren’t home and I’m horny
Boy: I’m comin over and will dominate you with the Chug Jug Plug...be ready.

The best way to absolutely destroy ones buttcheeks is to give them the Chug Jug Plug
by Monster Blunt May 15, 2018
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An adjective to describe when you are dumb lit, and are unable to comprehend life
Hey Nate, that blunt got me Big Zoobar
by Monster Blunt May 15, 2018
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A car driven by a white mom in her 40s or 50s usually wearing fancy white clothing with Gucci shades. Basically the car the says “My husband is rich and spoils me with nice shit.”
O-M-G, John just bought me a Range Rover and I’m totally in love with it and his wallet

Just bought my uneducated wife a Range Rover for her quarter birthday.
by Monster Blunt May 15, 2018
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