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Dirty Eskimo

Dropping a large, long "lincoln log" dump and freezing it solid.

Then using it as an anal dildo while you bang your favorite girl.

"Keep out my freezer, I'm prepping a Dirty Eskimo"

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A male or female who's facial features are too skull-like.

Did you see Heidi Fleiss on "CelebrityRehab"? That bitch's face is Skullaceous.

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